Some Cricket Jokes.

The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
Cricketer: ‘It’s terrible. I can’t score runs, I’m a terrible bowler, and I can’t hold a catch. What can l do?’
Doctor: ‘Get another job.’
Cricketer: ‘I can’t. I’m playing for England tomorrow !’

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What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick? 3 runs in 3 balls
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There’s a man in Croydon who claims to have invented a game that in certain respects is a bit like cricket.

What he doesn’t know is that the England team has been playing it for years.

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George always played cricket on Sunday. This troubled his wife, who asked the vicar ‘Is it a sin for him to play on Sunday?’

‘It’s not a sin,’ replied the vicar. ‘But the way he plays, is a crime!’

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